Zotz's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[High Voltage]

i looked at your profile...

look, it's not your fault that you suck at flash, but just because you're a proud little n00b, doesn't mean that you can diss everyone else's flash. this sux dick, and by reading your profile, i was able to see that you do too. most of your reviews look like they're written by someone half your age (8-yr-old, if you hadn't realised), and the other guy is right. improve your spelling. you have the voting power of 1.3 people, you're on level 1. i would have thought that you'd have realised that whatever you do, it isn't gonna make much difference because you don't matter. hopefully you've actually been able to read this, if you couldn't, ask the monkeys to help. they're obviously cleverer than you.

jacksoto2008 responds:

really? so youre such a computer nerd that you looked all over my profile so you could find out that i gave shit out to one really crap flash animator who does better flash than you!
i am aware that my animation skills
are not the best but if you didnt get any of the jokes in that movie you must either be 46 years old or you just dont have a sense of humor.
so you just go back into that little hole of youre's you call a room, put one of youre brittany spears cd's on and leave me to do what what i want you fucked up little turd.
1 more thing..... i wactched youre assasin movie........ now im not just going to knock it because i dont like you it wasnt half bad youre only problem is youre drawing skills why where youre sticks drawn with the paintbrush? and why didnt you put in any objects? like paintings, or a water cooler. i would give it a 6 overall
but you need work........

what am i saying? youre movie sucked,
ed and fred is not my main project i am working on another stick movie myself which is turning out pretty good. 1 more thing if you think my reviews sounded like they were from an eight year old..... mabye they were......

[NOTSD 5 Pictures]

hmm, i thought NG was for flash, not powerpoint...

the preloader was original, but that was about it. i'm not really a fan of line-drawn sticks, (i prefer the paintbrush ones) and these didn't even move. dissapointing, and i didn't really see the point.

WolfySnackrib responds:

Well here's the point, there are some people screaming for the sequel and I don't wanna show them much, but I mean this will take an awfull long time to make sooo...

[ClockCrew News]

is that strawberry clock, or...

...wilted piece of shit clock? learn to sraw, but other that that, it was ok.

pyro400069 responds:

i was shooting for a diff look on him. i draw like how anime is drawn. it was spose to look more like anime hair than leaves.

[Clock Bond Preview]

whoa, that was cool.

i didn't really expect it to be that funny or original, as it was a clock movie. i like the clockcrew, but i think that only 10% of them are actually an original member and are good at animating, and the other 90% are retarded mo-fo n00bs who pretend to be clocks and submit shit. that's why i always click on clock movies with a heavy heart, hoping it's not some fake-clock n00b shit (I really hate them, as you can tell) but i was not dissapointed by this movie. you are in the good 10% of clocks. gr8 movie, loved the style, grafix, everything. has loads of potential, so hurry up with the real one!!!!!
one thing though, all the spastics who raved about it being bad did have a point. it was more like the matrix than bond. i'm not really a bond fan, but you should change it.
well, i hope this review will be helpful to you, 'cos i spent a while writing it. the only times i usually write suck long reviews is 4 Daniel Masri's stuff, and that's mostly abuse...anyway, bye.

StatiK responds:

Thanks for the review. I'm redoing the entire movie from scratch (except for the characters), using storyboards, planning out the plot, etc. It's going to end up being much more bond-like. Thanks for the compliments and for the review. The movie should be out in a couple months.

[blue bear]

right...

wtf was that meant to be?

Red-crayon responds:

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