Zotz's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Last Stand.]

good effort

this game could have been amazing. but it's brought down by the fact that it's so frustrating to play. your fellow survivors do fuck all. your shots often pass clean through zombie heads, without doing damage. and when there are 10 of them beating on the wall, the bullets you fire at one of their heads invariably choose to penetrate another zombie's leg, rather than the head you were aiming at. to conquer this problem i had to start from the top of the wall, and work downwards, shooting each head as i was going. because the game engine simple doesn't work well when there are zombies on top of one another. hopefully you'll find some way to fix this.

all in all, i like the ideas, graphics, everything is great, EXCEPT the gameplay. and the gameplay is the most important thing about a game, so i can't really give you a very high score. disappointing

[Mutants II]

good effort

but what the fuck do all the 'equipted' items do? there is no explanation of what they do, how am i supposed to use them :P

apart from that the game's OK, but due to the fact that i had no idea how to use anything, i wasn't bothered to play it through to the end

shame really

[Johnny Rocketfingers 2]

man that Johnny is one bad ass motherfucker

i still haven't beaten the game, it's taking me ages, but it's fucking hilarious.

i can honestly give you all 10's on this, because it's all applicable

good job

[Orbit]

vrey well thought-out game

nicely presented, and flawlessly scripted! well done, this game is damn addictive too!

[Nutty McNuts]

SUCKS DICK!

FAT SWEATY CHODE. This game is probably the most irritating platformer IN EXISTANCE! The SHIT sound effects, the CRAP gameplay, and the SHITE interface combine to make this the most intensely homosexual game ever. In fact, thats an insult to homosexuals.

[Friday the 24th]

AWESOME!!

ramming your blade into those bitchy little elves and seeing them fall over dead is soo satisfying. you gotta make a sequel man, with more moves, more enemies, etc, but this is already an amazing little game

[Tempur 1.0]

AH HELL YEAH!!

NOT QUITE AS GOOD AS DEF JAM: FIGHT FOR N.Y., BUT DAT WAS STILL SOME COOOOOOL SHIT!!! FINALLY A DECENT FIGHTING GAME ON NG!! MAN KEEP IT UP I WANNA SEE MORE!

[Superfishing]

great and addictive as hell!!

nice game, like i said, it's addictive. man i was racking up some insane combos at the end, then i got hit TWICE by the lightning cloud and died!
i had like 50,000 points!!

[Blob Farm]

decent, but not great.

the main problem is that it gets boring after a while.
the animation and sound is all A-OK, so maybe you want to put in some other levels, scenery, etc.
nice effort.