Zotz's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[ClockCrew News]

is that strawberry clock, or...

...wilted piece of shit clock? learn to sraw, but other that that, it was ok.

pyro400069 responds:

i was shooting for a diff look on him. i draw like how anime is drawn. it was spose to look more like anime hair than leaves.

[Short - 02.5 (Rocketman)]

was that it?!

i mean, even though it's called 'short', that was waaaaay too brief. it looked good, nice grafix & animation, but it only really deserves 2/5. i could have made something similar in an hour.

[The Zombie Takeover]

whoa shit!

much more scary than i thought it would be, as it's in flash. good job, i liked the grafix style, and you should go ahead on using it for your future stuff. i especially liked the bit with the zombie kid in the closet, and the way he took ages before he attacked. really suspenseful. good job.

[Clock Bond Preview]

whoa, that was cool.

i didn't really expect it to be that funny or original, as it was a clock movie. i like the clockcrew, but i think that only 10% of them are actually an original member and are good at animating, and the other 90% are retarded mo-fo n00bs who pretend to be clocks and submit shit. that's why i always click on clock movies with a heavy heart, hoping it's not some fake-clock n00b shit (I really hate them, as you can tell) but i was not dissapointed by this movie. you are in the good 10% of clocks. gr8 movie, loved the style, grafix, everything. has loads of potential, so hurry up with the real one!!!!!
one thing though, all the spastics who raved about it being bad did have a point. it was more like the matrix than bond. i'm not really a bond fan, but you should change it.
well, i hope this review will be helpful to you, 'cos i spent a while writing it. the only times i usually write suck long reviews is 4 Daniel Masri's stuff, and that's mostly abuse...anyway, bye.

StatiK responds:

Thanks for the review. I'm redoing the entire movie from scratch (except for the characters), using storyboards, planning out the plot, etc. It's going to end up being much more bond-like. Thanks for the compliments and for the review. The movie should be out in a couple months.

[WHATEVER !]

YEAH!!!!!!!!!

you did it!! in sync as well! i tell you, it's much better that way. brilliant job, again, but this time a bit more brilliant. I was on tenterhooks, waiting for the lag, but there was none!! well done, bravo!! and as i previously said, YEAH!!!

[Elvis Zombie]

now that...

was stylish. enjoyed it all, especially the saxes played by the skeletons, lol.

[Cane and Baz!]

WTF? lol.

that was funny, but the animation sucked. nice style though.

[Comet Magnum Episode 21]

OK.........

now USUALLY, the good drawings make up for the bad animation, or the other way around. you, however, push the word 'CRAP' to the very limit. your animation did NOT make up for the CRAP drawings, because THIS IS NOT AN ANIMATION!!!! it's simply a slide show of 2-year-old style drawings, and the same level of spelling. i would expect this of maybe a retarded 10-year-old, but not 17-yr-old!! i've seen better 'turd of the week's!!!! only one positive thing can be said about this movie, and that's that it's funny. i've never laughed so hard in my life!!! the slideshow-ness of it all, coupled with the monkey-style faces, and the 'retard-style' slowness of the undertitles makes this one of the funniest movies i've ever seen. i would find it hard to make anything so funny, even if i was trying, as you obviously werent

[The Doeys]

right...........

i didn't even watch that to the end, it sucked so much. i think i would be right to guess that you've only just got flash and have only the vaguest idea of what to do with it? yeah, i thought so. oh and next time, make sure that it's good before you start boasting. "This is so funny. It is a must see movie." my ass. you're a gayass, and i'm gonna blam this because it sucked, you got that? good. bye! *BLAM*

[Barge of a 1000 Bullets]

whoa dude

that was really good. funny, smooth, action packed, and stylish. what more could you want?
i even gave you a 5 for interactivity for the scene select/bonusmaterial thing.