Zotz's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Avoiding Blamnation (HNT)]

haha cool

good guidelines! hopefully some of the n00bs will now do better, or simply leave us alone. i particularly liked the bit about finding some high-ranking user friends. lol. very funny entry.

JujubeLock responds:

we all need some level 18 friends ;)

[LegendOfASamurai-trailer]

oh my god...

OH MY GOD!!! that was like a real movie trailer, man!! dude, i can't WAIT for the real movie, when is it coming, when?! WHEN?!? omg. well done man, that was one hell of a cool trailer, like i said, it looked like some big-ass company had made it. nice. very nice grafix, etc, just one thing: it was a bit too short. hardly any action to entice the viewer, only the very basic outline of the plot, and that's basically it... maybe a bit more on your next trailer, or even add a bit more now... anyway, i'm sure the real thing will be amazing.

[Heist.]

whoa!! that was.....unique

nice style man! liked the scruffy drawings and stuff. now you need to work a bit on the animation, bring that up to scratch. overall cool though.

P.S. please remove that damn techno music!!!

[Dead File]

DONATE MY ASS

this has been done a million times before and it wasn't even good. go away. damn right you're lazy, this sucked.

Kyle-Mistry responds:

if you didn't want to see something that was overdone, then why did you watch it? Get a life.

[ultimate AS tutorial]

like most NG tutorials,

this isn't actually a tutorial. sure, i can copy & paste that AS into flash and make a helicopter game, but will i understand HOW i did it? no. that's the problem. most people haven't a clue as to what actionscript means, so if you give them a whole block of it at once like in this tutorial, they can make a game with it following the exact steps you explained, but that's it. they won't be able to adapt it, 'cos they have no clue what it really means. overall though, pretty good. next time maybe focus on how the AS actually WORKS, then maybe i'll learn something.

lewisM responds:

yea, good point, ive never really thought of it like that :-/

but thanks for the review any way

[Egg Ninja Part 1 Redone!]

not bad, not bad.

good effort. i didn't see the4 original, but no doubt this is an improvement. still some things need editing:
1. change the font. i don't believe that times new roman or whatever is the only font on your computer. change it, because one of the first signs of n00b-ish-ness is not to change the font.
2. bit more of a storyline (if there even was one that is...) this sort of thing has been done a million times before, and people are gonna blam you for it. think of a good plot next time.
3. keep the music running. i like that song, and it annoyed me when it suddenly cut off in the credits. keep it playing! instead of stopping the movie, make more frames for the music, and just have a stop command at the end of the song. looks (& sounds) much better.
good luck in future, i hope my review has helped you!

BubbleWrapMan responds:

I will take your ideas in my next animation

[DE_aztec]

omg it's here vote 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

i remember writing an expectant review for the trailer. now it's here and it's SOO good! uber cool, man!! i love how you've made characters out of all the different types of players on counterstrike. really cool. kepp it up & make MORE!! MORE MORE!!! VOTE 5!!

[FF: Mixed in Balamb]

well if you want the score to be higher...

try and make it BETTER! i mean, it's not bad, but it's not the best either.

Toonimated responds:

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[The NewGrounds Machine]

it's not that hard for a movie to survive...

as long as it's clean and of a good standard, it'll get in no prob. it's only the n00bs who sit behind their cpu hoping that their turdmovie doesn't get blammed. anyone who is any good at flash and puts some effort in knows their movie will make it in. anyway, i suppose for the suspense it l;ooks better like that in your movie... anyhoo, well done.

[Killer Ep.1]

hi i'm from holland/england and that was crap.

too short & crap. think of a story.