Zotz's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[South Bronx Rising]

why is this not No. 1?!?!

this is some of the best stuff i've ever seen, including Xombie, madness, my stuff... nah, kidding. it ruled, sounds, animation, FX, everything was good. i seriously donn't see why this isn't No. 1!! nice job, you own.

[Fantastic Realm Chapter 1]

amazing grafix & animation,

but the sound sucked. i couldn't hear what the people were saying, and the acual vioce-acting wasn't very good either. didn't seem to have any storyline, and there wasn't any action, so it dragged terribly. also, the credits at the beginning are very irritating. you should seriously put a 'skip' button in.

[Xombie: Chapter 3]

MORE MORE MORE!!!

that was one of the best things i've EVER seen. fighting, homour (it was funny when the dog belched out the tiger's arm) story, animation, seriously. i don't see how anyone COULDN'T vote 5 on this.

[Insane Asylum]

uh, the word 'repetitive' comes to mind

you shouldn't use the same symbols all the time, it makes for a very boring flash. also, the way he escaped from the 'nut house'.... whatever...

Livecorpse responds:

kthx ill keep in mind

[Long Ass Stick Fight]

NICE!!!

very smooth, slick, well done. i don't really think you need o fix anything here, although the sound was lagging a TINY bit near the end. other than this small problem, good.

[Bad Bugs Christmas]

eh, ok...

i couldn't hear what anyone was saying...why was everything so pixelated? also, why was santa killed by goths? the point of this is?..

[Jingle Sucks!]

uh?

well, whatever, nice grafix & animation, i'll give you that.

[UnTe 2 boss1]

was ok,

but you should improve the animation a bit, sometimes it was hard to see what was going on. good attempt, though.

[The Real Legend]

damn funny

loved the part when he was looking at the cool horse, but got the donkey. had real class.

[High Voltage]

i looked at your profile...

look, it's not your fault that you suck at flash, but just because you're a proud little n00b, doesn't mean that you can diss everyone else's flash. this sux dick, and by reading your profile, i was able to see that you do too. most of your reviews look like they're written by someone half your age (8-yr-old, if you hadn't realised), and the other guy is right. improve your spelling. you have the voting power of 1.3 people, you're on level 1. i would have thought that you'd have realised that whatever you do, it isn't gonna make much difference because you don't matter. hopefully you've actually been able to read this, if you couldn't, ask the monkeys to help. they're obviously cleverer than you.

jacksoto2008 responds:

really? so youre such a computer nerd that you looked all over my profile so you could find out that i gave shit out to one really crap flash animator who does better flash than you!
i am aware that my animation skills
are not the best but if you didnt get any of the jokes in that movie you must either be 46 years old or you just dont have a sense of humor.
so you just go back into that little hole of youre's you call a room, put one of youre brittany spears cd's on and leave me to do what what i want you fucked up little turd.
1 more thing..... i wactched youre assasin movie........ now im not just going to knock it because i dont like you it wasnt half bad youre only problem is youre drawing skills why where youre sticks drawn with the paintbrush? and why didnt you put in any objects? like paintings, or a water cooler. i would give it a 6 overall
but you need work........

what am i saying? youre movie sucked,
ed and fred is not my main project i am working on another stick movie myself which is turning out pretty good. 1 more thing if you think my reviews sounded like they were from an eight year old..... mabye they were......